Movies by Dan Crimmins

The Lightning Bell-Hop

The Lightning Bell-Hop

Musty Suffer gets a job as a bell hop at a cheap little hotel, the Outside Inn.

Just Imagination

Just Imagination

Musty Suffer dreams of being subjected to psychological experiments by unethical doctors.

Not So Long Ago

Not So Long Ago

Against the backdrop of New York City of the early 1850s, a young woman -- naively seeking to win the love she reads about in the romance novels she devours -- finds one prospect in an earnest denizen of the Bowery, and another in an elegant young aristocrat. Focusing on the bygone era's fashions, the novelty of the bicycle-built-for-two, and an inventor's quest for the horseless carriage, the film gently stirs the audiences' nostalgia for simpler times.

Out Of Order

Out Of Order

Musty is standing around in a state of confusion, so his fairy godfather appears to find him a job as a general factotum at an amusement gallery. Musty serves as a bootblack, a ticket-taker, a target at the shooting gallery and a rope to block off a non-working escalator.

Outs and Ins

Outs and Ins

Musty Suffer gets a job as a chef and waiter at an automat restaurant. Various customers attempt to filch food or money from the coin slots, and Musty deals with the situation.

Nearly Spliced

Nearly Spliced

Leon Errol is a befuddled bridegroom about to get hitched to a pretty lass. If he can only get to the church on time.

Pink Tights

Pink Tights

When a circus troupe comes to a small, extremely conservative New England town, the residents go to their minister to have him protest the scandalous fact that the female tightrope walker wears a pair of pink tights. When she has an accident and is forced to recuperate at the minister's house, he has to hide her in order to avoid even more of a scandal. Mazie Darton, a high-wire performer with a traveling circus, longs for a peaceful country life. Forced to stay in a small town while laid up with an injury, Darton is spurned by the conservat...

Local Showers

Local Showers

Musty Suffer visits a "painless dentist"