The 8:37 News

In today's social structure, news can often be misleading and politically biased, but not on this station... because they don't know what those words mean.

Al Coholic: Ace Attorney

A dim-witted defense attorney fights for justice in defense of a man accused of killing famous Scientologist Tom Cruise and some other individuals that don't matter. Full of inconsistent characters and stupid jokes, this thrilling adventure will leave you saying "huh, that was certainly a thing."